[ As the real Kokubun Taichi likely does not know enough English to start his own English-only journal here on LJ, it should be safe to assume that this is certainly NOT real. All content in this LJ is a work of fiction for the sole purpose of entertainment. As such, please read at your own discretion and refrain from suing this poor college student <3 Thank you~ ]

so i finally managed to get enough time off for a bit of good ol' golfing fun the other day, and someone accused me of sexual harrassment.

because.......

"is it my rod that's bothering you?" i said as i leaned against my brand spankin' new golf club, "or maybe my balls?"

my beloved does not want me anymore. she has been seduced away by the devil, taken away to the darkest of smelly dungeons to be subjected to unimaginable horrors.

and the culprit? someone whom i thought was a friend of mine. someone i thought i could trust, someone i believed in.



.........if any of you need me, i'll be in the corner bawling my eyes out. :(

you guys, knitting baby booties is the hardest thing ever.

i wouldn't recommend any of you to try it. :| (well, maybe nagase.)

and if you're reading this yamaguchi, IT'S NOT FOR TAICHI JUNIOR, NOT AT ALL.

man that's it, i'm quitting tokio. I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE ALL THIS ABUSE FROM YOU GUYS. :|

--HEY. HEY V6. you need a keyboardist don't you? of course you do! from now on i'll be v6's kokubun taichi. :D domo yoroshiku!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
............nothing, i just wanted to say hi.

HIIIIIIIIII. :D